1) Bet a little on BIG !!!
2) Bet some on BIG !!!
3) Bet all on BIG !!!
4) Call your friends to bet on SMALL, and laugh at them when they lose !!!
For those who have not entered the casino before, here are the 7 basic rules:
1) Make sure you have the correct chips. NOT potato chips.
2) Make sure you put your chips into the correct square, BIG =) .
3) Do not be afraid when you hear the bell 'ting ting ting' and people saying 'no more bets please'.
4) Do not pee when it opens BIG.
5) Do not fight with the aunties for chips. Wait for your turn. (The aunties will ABC you if you do. One of my friend, KwongHoe tried that before. )
6) Do not jump around like a monkey when you have won. Stay cool and act like RM500 is like 5 cents to you.
7) Do not scratch your butt although it's itchy like mad cow. It is full of CCTVs inside. They might post your video in youtube.
If you are still afraid that you will put your chips on the wrong side, print this picture out.
Wishing all the best of luck =)
p.s. For those who are interested of knowing what to do when you lose money, look out for my future post.
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